Salty Walrus

When your getting a little butthurt, usually over nothing

Kirk, why are you always such a salty walrus? It was a joke! -Maddie

by TheWhaleHimself January 3, 2019

Salty Balls

An Italian appetizer served mostly in authentic Italian pizzerias. They are round balls of pizza-like dough that has garlic or scalliions mixed in. The balls are then sprinkled rather liberally with salt.

"Wow man, you ate four salty balls? That's awesome!"

by Jonah J. July 4, 2006

Salty pancake

when a man is plowing a girl and notices a container of pancakes. he has no where to cum so he opens the pancakes and blows a load on top like syrup. (Optional-he makes girl eat pancakes)

Dude i just pulled a salty pancake with my girlfriend.

by Brandl May 2, 2011

Salty Jew

A money-tight bastard that gets salty when you ask for money, as well as when gets out in competitive games

He's such a Salty Jew. He needs to learn to take it and own it

by Sptoon June 22, 2016

salty cowgirl

Using your tongue as toilet paper to clean a Cowgirls pussy after she has pissed in the tall grass after a long day of working on the ranch.

Tammy Lynn needed me to give her a Salty Cowgirl after she pissed by the tractor.

by Tang0 Charl1e October 24, 2017

Salty Fianna

To piss in a bowl, pick up a turkey baster and suck the bowl dry. Then to insert the turkey baster full of piss in a chicks ass while your fucking her.

Hey Kota i want a salty fianna so can you squirt some piss in my ass with a turkey baster? Thanks babe.

by Dusean October 5, 2010

Salty-Walrus

1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.

Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus

by Daviddivad May 21, 2008