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Sonning

The subtle or not so subtle act of exerting force towards teaching a lesson to someone perceived to be younger, oftentimes done under false pretenses leading to bailing anonymously on actions initiated bringing harm, confusion, or otherwise affecting the trajectory of the independent body in motion before the Sunning. Ageist by definition.
Ex1:“Yo unc stop sonning me, you do you.”
Ex3: “I almost landed the trick until you decided to speak at me during what you thought was a moment you were helping me learn some type of moral lesson about not smoking because you thought you smelled cigarettes. Now I’m injured because I landed on my ankle. What you thought was danger was your own fear. It’s the constant sonning from you that leads no one inviting you to the skate park anymore Franklin.”
Ex 2: “That kid needs to stop masturbating. Every time he does I’m going to rub chemicals on his hand while he sleeps. Then he’ll know it’s bad for him.

(Nurse Wendy, 23 year old nurse fresh out of college, as she watches through a door as a 34 year old patient stuck in a hospital bed against his will masturbates in an attempt to signify defiance to his sonning captors in the psyche ward. Nurse Wendy quit a couple of months later when she got caught stealing, and no one ever understood why the patient was so paranoid beyond a term they came up to describe it.
by jordiepordie1210 January 31, 2025
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son

Male that is the result of the union of two gametes.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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Mj step son

A fat ass bich who was more necks than insults and flexes his day z base even tho his ass didn't build it
Stop being mj step son
by Wicky28272 June 20, 2023
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Son of a Sea Cook

A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance
by Sonofaseacook July 1, 2024
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Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
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Son

(1). Eastern equivalent (mostly used in New York) - A close friend

(2). A South Korean Football/Soccer player who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the Korea national team. Won the golden boot in the 21/22 season with 23 goals scored.
(1). "What's up son!"

(2). Sam: "Harry Kane is better."

Joyce: "I like that guy Son!"

Sam: "Do you like him?"

Joyce: "Yeah..."

Sam: "CRUSH ALERT!"
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022
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When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.
You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.
by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023
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