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shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...
by phish phood December 28, 2010
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Wisconsin shuffle

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.
During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.
by im_wubstep March 18, 2015
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Woodland Shuffle

The act of immediately making yourself busy due to possible future workload opportunities.
Before even being notified of a possible pursuit or DV, he just notified everyone he was out of position, then passed it to Solano or South Sac. He just did the Woodland Shuffle and moved on.
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Bailey Shuffle

| ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |

A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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The Smeagol Shuffle

Hey, did you see Shannon doing The Smeagol Shuffle, the other day? Now THAT'S talent!
by Smeagolnumber1 March 14, 2023
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The Georgia Shuffle

The Georgia Shuffle is when a man proceeds to but his penis in the women’s ass and start doing the “Electro shuffle” from the hit game Fortnite.
Lewis: “ I loved doing the Georgia Shuffle with you
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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