patrick cagney

The coolest, most godly, most attractive guy on the planet, a baseball KING

Yo did u see that homer, that guys such a patrick cagney

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

patrick cagney

the coolest dude like ever, super cute, smart, and so so good at baseball

Yo did u see his homer, that guys definitely a patrick cagney

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Colin Patrick McKeon

With exceptional quality, especially in music

The last bar of Movement 3 was Colin Patrick McKeon level

by Mr@v3r33 September 08, 2023

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life March 28, 2018

Patrick Lyoya

Strangulation.

Grand Rapids police are commonly trained with the Lyola technique. It’s very useful and appropriate.

I’m gonna do a Patrick Lyoya on you!

by doorn February 16, 2024