by Goat1213 December 12, 2021
Get the Maddie mug.Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
Get the Maddie mug.That ugly Maddy
by Maddy from colorado December 20, 2021
Get the Maddy mug.This is a person who is described as having multiple crushes on people and is classified as one of the worlds most narcissistic people. Although a Maddie is a narcissist they are really cool people. Maddie's are attracted to the sub class known as Angels. They enjoy long walks and telling themselves that they are hot, they look into mirrors for hours. When trying to approach a Maddie you must compliment them constantly until they get used to you. when comfortable they transform into Madelynn's and become cool people to hang around. until then you must watch out for a Maddie and compliment them whenever you get the chance.
by longbottom swindeldooo March 8, 2022
Get the Maddie mug.by okthatsfinee March 10, 2022
Get the maddy mug.by gwat__ March 14, 2022
Get the maddie mug.A beautiful, smart, sweet girl. She’s a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any guy is lucky to have her and should be proud to be her boyfriend.
by therealbaconshaker March 17, 2022
Get the Maddi mug.