Hop on jacob

Hop on jacob is similar to hop on carlos but it is were you have a intense but hard-core deathly butsex with Jacob's 2 gay dad's while a random black dude with a beanie makes you deep throat his giant delicious shlong

Ay bro can you let me hop on carlos while you hop on jacob 😍😍😍🦍🦍🦍🧪

by Samuel Contreras March 9, 2022

Jacob Devinny

The absolute hottest man to ever live extremely and muscular. He is also very smart. :)

That guy looks like Jacob Devinny only not as tall.

by Y_____E______S January 10, 2021

Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.

Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?

by yacob_mh May 21, 2020

Jacob pineiro

cool guy who is amazing and super cute and loyal. he knows how to treat a girl and he deserves the world. (spilled the tea sis)

I love Jacob pineiro

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

jacob v

A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.

"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"

by DR J January 27, 2014

Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock

I fucked Jacob bush last night ;)

by Big dick cock boy July 2, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

by Wisebeard January 25, 2015