National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

National Kobayashi's Thingy Day

The international holiday where everyone comes together in celebration of not only the airing of Dragon Maid season 2 but the introduction of the critically acclaimed character, Kobayashi's redacted

Aye bro you ready to celebrate National Kobayashi's Thingy Day?

by FF0000 July 7, 2021

NATIONAL NATHAN.RAY1 DAY

Feb. 19th is National NATHAN.RAY1 DAY. A Day Of Appreciation To The Man Who Informs Us About National Holidays

Wow, I LOVE NATIONAL NATHAN.RAY1 DAY

by SURGETVHD July 7, 2021

National Love Day

National Love Day is the day of showing love to others and how much they mean to you, National Love Day shall be celebrated in July-8, ggez.

Person-1 "It's National Love Day so I'd just like to show you how much you mean to me."
Person-2 *flushed*

by hrony July 7, 2021

National Love-Making Day

National Love-Making Day is celebrated after National Love Day or July-9. National Love-Making Day means that you can have sex or make love with your significant other.

Person-1 - "It's National Love-Making day, you know what that means!"
Person-2 - "owo"

by hrony July 7, 2021

National Cuddling & Snuggling Month

The month of Snuggling and Cuddling is November! Feel free to give snuggles and cuddles to anyone within that month! They will always cuddle back!

Person-1 - *Cuddles Person-2*
Person-2 - "Is it because it is National Cuddling Month?"
Person-1 - "No it's just because I wanted to."
Person-2 - "owo"
Person-1 - "You don't need National Cuddling & Snuggling Month to cuddle, you can do it anytime!"

o///////o

by hrony July 9, 2021