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pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!
by pharmbored December 5, 2020
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Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'
'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016
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Story Avira Time

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME
by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021
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Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap
Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack
by Njsurfer80 February 9, 2019
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Never ending story

Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019
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Unpopular opinion story

The act of ranting about your opinions, not caring how other feel about it.
by Monite February 26, 2020
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Shami girl stories

a shami girl stories can be a boy or a girl stories which it contains usually flowers, googled arabic words, old arabic songs, coffee
This guy posts a shami girl stories
by The moody girl November 17, 2020
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