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Season 5ed

The act of getting spray and prayed/sprayed to fuck.
Tom: The fuck? He just sprayed me!
Jeff: You just got Season 5ed.
by kellis7 August 28, 2018
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Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.
"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."
by just another tuner March 2, 2018
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Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
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Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Opp season

A time/Season of year where sliding on your opps at any time is permissible.
“damn u aboutta rob him , he’s w his daughter bro”

“ion care it’s opp season 🤣”
by swoozo October 12, 2022
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porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
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seasonal snuggler

When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along
Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up
by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013
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