Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019

Minecraft

The most incredible game in the history of the universe.

Person 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*

by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 August 28, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite

Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪

by Fat bish August 30, 2019

Minecraft

Ok

'What's Minecraft?' "Ok."

by Yassine Harbaoui September 5, 2019

Minecraft

Where boys become men

Little Jimmy :"Alright guys its Minecraft time!"

*turns into Lil Jim*

by CODgamergirl September 6, 2019

Minecrafter

A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.

I'm a real Minecrafter. I hate when false Minecrafter's parents think I'm like a false Minecrafter.

by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017