Football math

Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used

Man what type of logic is this? Football math?

by Fieryfury March 1, 2020

I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u

Bf: I love you more than football

by Hasegawa November 22, 2021

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

old mill football team

Shitters who got packed by broadneck

Old mill football team got shit on

by Oxpy October 13, 2021

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem

sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet

by big fat tubby October 2, 2023

texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021