Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

Hall Crush

When you see somebody really and you dont really talk to them or only see them in the hall or shopping mall

lilly: Omg look at him
Jess: do you have a crush on him?
lilly: no I don't think so, just a hall crush

by jacob not saggitarius September 4, 2021

Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.

Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush

by It.b.me February 5, 2022

danger crush

When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.

So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.

by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015

Mild crush

A mild crush is when you have a crush, but it’s not as severe or serious as a full on crush.
You still like them, but you are ok with being friends or just strangers.

Another reason for a mild crush is that you know that you’ll probably never be able to be in a relationship with them so you lower the bar and don’t expect anything serious to happen between you and them.

“I just have a mild crush on them, it’s not that serious. I’ll probably never ever be dating them anyways.”

by Biodrox December 8, 2021

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Body Crush

When you have a crush on someone because they're hot or because they look good

Eric: Holy hell Myra is without a doubt the hottest chick I've ever seen
Chris: You must have a body crush on her

by Sh*tsticks July 10, 2018