Ham under the door

An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.

"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."

"That's Ham Under the Door!!"

by Molly Blue September 4, 2009

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011

front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 2, 2013

side door ejection

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.

Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!

by Global friends August 31, 2018

Knocking on a glass door

Doing something unnecessary like knocking on a glass door

Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door”

by Alpine but September 12, 2023

Door Dis-Etiquette

Someone who walks really fast to the door so they don't have to hold open the door for someone that is approximately within 5 steps away from the door.

coworker #1: "Did you see that guy speed up when he got closer to the door? He just wanted to make sure he didn't have to hold it open for me.

coworker #2: "He surely displayed Door dis-etiquette! So Rude!"

by Lolita75 January 12, 2010

Double Door Night

-When a bar opens both front doors so the fat chicks can get/fit in.
-Any night where a bar or club is full of fat chicks.

Man look at all them fat chicks, it must be a double door night.

by Jaydog January 9, 2004