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Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.
My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.
by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021
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Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
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Business Relationship

A business relationship is when 2 individuals get together to fulfill their business needs. This is usually common in the YouTube space. Two individuals fake a relationship for the camera to get views and followers.
I heard Zach and Candace were in a business relationship just to grow their social media likes and followers
by MKtheboss October 5, 2023
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Railroad Relationship

A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.
Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.
by sickomode88camino January 26, 2020
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.
- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"
by HLS1215 September 19, 2013
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Relationship Brainwashing

Hym "Wow so your just goingnto come right out the gate with 'JUST TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP BABY DICK!' thaaaaats... Fantastic? Yeah that's some crazy relationship brainwashing shit. I'm not with that shit dawg... "
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
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