Physically weak individual, a person who wouldn’t be able to carry you if you got shot in a firefight.
by LilpumpPoopdollar April 5, 2019
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Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019
Get the Luca mug.Luca is a really geeky nerdy guy that is often very short. He is kinda annoying and likes to correct the teacher. He's a teacher's pet or the teacher hates him. Lucas have brown hair. They're probably jesus. or satan. or both. they have the chubbiest cheeks. if you slap a luca they will steal your bones.
BAZINGA.
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by litteidiot April 9, 2019
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by Cool dude kris April 12, 2019
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'jumps butt first onto the tooth brush'
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'stands into the wright position'
'jumps butt first onto the tooth brush'
'Luca' UGHHHHHHHH'
by bb0bbyy April 15, 2019
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by Nile young April 23, 2019
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