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lock out a SEAL team

A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.
Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.
by CycleGeek April 2, 2008
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A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".
by Neverlander February 10, 2009
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lock in foe i tweak out

its like saying, be cool before i go crazy ts
*somebody does some stupid shit*, "aye, cuzzo lock in foe i tweak out'
by iihearttnunu._ April 11, 2022
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Pop Lock & Brock It

A type of fantasy sports manager who fucks his opponents by dominating the league, makes them fall in love with his fantasy knowledge and message board trash talking, then kicks those bitches to the curb by quitting the league when he grows tired of it.
Dude, what's up with your bro? He's totally pulling a Pop Lock & Brock It on our keeper league!
by crazycrew82 December 4, 2010
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Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome

When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!
Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.
by MM007 August 22, 2017
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Lock Up Your Children

Lock 'em up, very tight
Left alone, in the night
Darkest dreams, we will paint
In the minds, of the saint

Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound

When at last, they awake
All sanity, we will take
Tortured souls, as they fell
Subject to, this living hell
Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound

Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound
by Death Menace March 31, 2023
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Chronic Caps Lock disease

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.
NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.
by im harry potter. November 16, 2011
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