fucktard

accronmym for fucking mustard

"this fucking mustard jar wont open"
"this fucktard wont open"

by fede89 February 25, 2009

Fucktard

A Fucktard is someone that is excruciatingly annoying and/or unbelievably annoying

"your a stupid fucktard"

by ToucanToast November 27, 2018

Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017

Fucktard

Term of endearment even though they might be stupid but said with a smile on their face

I love you, even if you are a fucktard

by Mk2girl June 1, 2023

Fucktard

Mean when one is being annoying to others after being asked to stop

Aaron Wright was being a fucktard when asked to stop acting an doing stupidly things to annoy his fiancée

by Camoqueen88 January 21, 2019

fucktard

Someone who screws around and is dumb at the same time.

Omfg that guy is such a fucktard...

by I am potate June 3, 2014

Fucktard

A person who is fucked up and a retard. Often used to describe nerds, extremely retarded people or just people you dislike.

"Hey you any of you fucktards want a drink?"
"He's so stupid, hes a fucktard"

by harbsben May 30, 2018