Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem

sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet

by big fat tubby October 2, 2023

football food

Anything buffalo

You eat football food at a football game

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010

Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Football

An insult that intelligent people use

"You're such a fucking football"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Holding A Football

Holding A Football

Holding A Football

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023