chocolate fluffernutter

a delicious sandwich that includes chocolate, marshmallows, and peanut butter, preferably pressed hot in a panini.

I was going to eat something healthy, but then I said, "Fuck it, I'll have a chocolate fluffernutter."

by eirishis February 12, 2008

chocolate twizzler

Verb: Man or Girl takes their pants off, bends their knees and while shitting profoundly spins around in a circle, giving the stream of feces the twizzler look.

Dont fuck my grandmother she will give you some chocolate twizzlers when you pull out

by telemofop April 13, 2010

Chocolate Gumdrop

When your girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pinches off a turd in your bellybutton

Every time jenn rides me reverse cowgirl i end up with a chocolate gumdrop!

by Jennnfromtheblock May 28, 2016

Chocolate Cupcake

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.

My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.

by thewalrus April 8, 2017

chocolate mouth

When you sloppily french kiss with a mouth full of Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Last night my sister and i performed passionate chocolate mouth.

by Dongle flongle July 20, 2019

Chocolate Perfume

A fart. Flatulence. Smelling of ass. Excessive stinky ass-gas in the alimentary canal that is passed through the rectum, and is fun for everyone.

dude#1: "Check it out man, Chocolate Perfume!"
dude#2: "Huh? What are you..." (dude#2 sniffs twice) "aww man!!"

"Who's wearing chocolate perfume?!"

"I swear that chick was wearing some chocolate perfume"

by drooksy June 5, 2010

Chocolate Rain

Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate rain
It's the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate rain
No one wants to hear about it now

Chocolate rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Chocolate rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate rain
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Chocolate rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate rain
'Cross the world and back it's all the same
Chocolate rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate rain
Which part do you think you're livin' in?
Chocolate rain
More than marchin', more than passing law
Chocolate rain
Remake how we got to where we are
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021