2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring March 30, 2018

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#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.

He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.

by tahOny April 14, 2018

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June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

by Thaay.fw.jayy April 27, 2022

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Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 24, 2021

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Zato-1

A puppet character from the fighting game series Guilty Gear. He is the former leader of the Assassins guild who used a spell to gain the power of controlling his own shadow at the cost of his eyesight. He was killed by his lover, Millia, and was revived since little did he know, his shadow had a sentience and named itself Eddie.

Man I just got bodied by a sick Zato-1 on celestial.

by terrycrews69 November 30, 2021

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