National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

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National Gyat Day is February 4th of every year. This day is used to celebrate all the big booty baddies. If you see someone with a big butt, this is the day to RESPECTFULLY say gyat to them. Enjoy this bootylicious day !

Aliyah:OHHH WAIT IS IT FEBRUARY 4th??
James:yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah: ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAYYYY

by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024

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national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it

Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.

by eat peen April 13, 2019

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National POTS Day

October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day

Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”

National POTS Day

by Carncarnbaby June 18, 2023

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