WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.

Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”

by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

Relationshipping

Doing the actions and compromises required to make a relationship work.

Matt and Sarah certainly are relationshipping well.

by SarahBella716 February 16, 2019

Relationship

Something YOU'LL never have

Chay : I wish I had a relationship with Kenshi..

Kim and Shalom : That'll never happen

by Potato Kim The Shipper November 5, 2023

To be in a Khalil and Ala relationship

If you suspect one of your friend to be manipulative narcissistic with bad vibes you become a Khalil and your role know is to spread awareness among your friend.
If you are that friend you become an Ala you have arguments that you did nothing wrong and act like normal.
The 2 ex friends develop new lyrics like : apologize now \ Childish\ wachbih 5arejni mel groupe.

Kontech nessawerha menek ledarja bhim fisaa mada8elfek To be in a khalil and Ala relationship

by Ahinfadlekraw06 November 22, 2021

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Sarapocial Relationship

The relationship between a creator, celebrity, or other person with a following towards there followers, akin to a Parasocial Relationship but reversing the dynamic.

Hank has a sarapocial relationship with his TikTok followers

by TheLoyalOrder November 3, 2023