March 25

Is grab a dick day

Oh its March 25th its grab a dick day

by Momma dicksy February 7, 2020

March 22nd

The most beautiful girl ever was born on this day and when she started her life it hit some rough spots till she met someone amazing and when she did she was happy they went through hard times but no matter what she would always care for him miss him and she knew he still felt the same

Him: Hey did you forget
Her: Forget what

Him: Happy March 22nd

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

March 7th

National ask your crush out day !!!

John: Guess What ?
Jane: What ?
John: It's MARCH 7TH !!!
Jane: So?
John: Your my crush its national ask your crush out day

Jane: Oh Okay
*Goes out*

by I'm Ya Mami <3 March 6, 2022

March 30

National gorgeous day

March 30 is the day you are GORGEOUS

by Tallboi6969 March 29, 2022

March 6

Slap a person who’s name starts with K

Girl with K: hi
Random person: “slap”

Because it is march 6

by hoosier_daddy March 5, 2023

March 15

National kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: it’s March 15 we gotta kiss
Boyfriend: ok❤️

by Cool biotch March 14, 2022