Jaded

To get lore shoved down your throat for an extended period of time.

Hey man Johnny just jaded the shit out of me for the past 3 hours.

Haha get fucked on.

by Getfucked69 September 4, 2021

Jade

Gorgeous human being

Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”

Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”

by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021

Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕

Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒

by Chass999 March 5, 2023

Jade

She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3

Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”

Guy 2 “wait…”

by Shower.socks August 29, 2021

jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito

You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.

by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022

Jaded

cross faded (being high and drank asf at the same time)

bruhh I was hella jaded last night.

by tony_uhhh March 30, 2022

Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.

Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?

by nooo nameee April 6, 2015