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The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.
Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.
by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019
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bradley english

He Is A Very Hard Kid. He Will Fight Anyone And Anything That Stands In His Way And Is Not Afraid To Put Up A Fight. He Will Harm Anything That Gets In The Way Of Family And Friends
by SlatedSlayer August 22, 2016
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english patent

Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
by kennystr84 January 1, 2024
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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Englishing

working/writing/speaking with a lack of motivation in regards to the English language
Student 1: I should be Englishing but I'm lazy

Student 2: Love that for you
by DaVinky December 3, 2020
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English mastiff

A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.
Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
by Casstoi November 20, 2021
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