national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.

"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"

by Publius_real November 23, 2021

National Nartis Day

just a day so he feels great

nartis: yo hello,
guy: it’s national nartis day

nartis: idgas, i was bored and made this

by bob the fucking bogan April 12, 2019

National send nudes day

Nudes!!
April. 11!!
Just text any girl on snap and they cant say no

Its national send nudes day!
Send me some damn nudes

by Jusha jr. Jones April 10, 2019

National Boss Day

October 16, is National Boss Day, the one day out the year where you call the shots and Boss Up, where you mature in all areas in life, And continue to make Bigger Boss Moves! A celebration for every person who is the CEO or Boss of their life !

Happy National Boss Day, Now Go Boss up!

by Jimmie2Tymes October 16, 2019

may 23 national send nudes day

may 23 is national send nudes day

hey today is may 23 national send nudes day *sends nudes*
thanks bro *saves*

by nigganigga May 22, 2024

national ice spice day

june 12 is national ice spice day, on this day you have to say gyatt as many times as you can

hey are you gonna say gyatt since its june 12 aka national ice spice day?

by PolishKitKat June 10, 2024

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021