Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

ice face

the act in which you try to get the last bit of drink in your cup but ultimately getting an avalanche of ice onto your face

Dude 1 - "I had a huge 124 oz. drink and I had just a few sips left, but in trying to get those last sips, I got ice faced."

Dude 2 - "You are a fucking douche."

by Nonovakno August 23, 2009

noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Fresh Face Fetish

Fresh Face Fetish refers to a sexual attraction to adults who are clearly new to sex — inexperienced, unsure of themselves, maybe even a little nervous or awkward. It’s not about age or looks, but about the energy of someone who doesn’t yet know what they’re doing and is still figuring it all out. The appeal lies in their hesitation, curiosity, and the raw, unpolished way they approach intimacy. There's something deeply arousing about being part of someone's very first steps — watching them stumble, blush, or ask if they’re doing it right — all while they slowly open up and grow more confident.

I have a huge fresh face fetish — there's just something incredibly hot about a grown man who's nervous, doesn't quite know what he's doing, and is just starting to explore sex for the first time.

by plzenskybizar May 10, 2025

multi-facing

having more than one facebook account in your name.

She was totally multi-facing in order to have a bigger Mafia on Mafia-Wars!

OR

I can't belive that she multi-faces in order for her to keep her friends and co-workers seperate on facebook!

by The Crock Pot December 21, 2009

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

rat face

elliot hargrave

bro i hate rat face

by Noosh.man69 December 1, 2021