Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

do me

Screw me over

Man, I'll lend you this money so we can come up. Just don't do me.

by thewoman94 February 22, 2015

Me

Dude who searches his own name to see if any famos people come up in pictures

(Me) : lets see if i am any cool guys on the internet
(internet) : *shows picture of famous guy*
(me) : *Is happy*

by Yeetmastapotetoekid November 25, 2019

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020

Pics me

Send me pictures~

Mia : brb I'll go try some clothes on.
Carl : cool. Pics me~

by SO-kun January 30, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022