Guy 1: Who is Josh going on a date with?
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.
by Big Sig & Bad News Brookes July 08, 2010
When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.
The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.
by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009
More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U., originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.
by GrendelPrime April 27, 2006
Out in the country past the city limit sign there's a back door lounge near the county line the guys go humping every evening when they're not comin down.
by crizpymangos4ever October 30, 2013
a female that is cheating with your man is always
hididng ie coming in the rear entrance. Can't be out in the open.
hididng ie coming in the rear entrance. Can't be out in the open.
A back door ho is a female who refuses to detach herself from her baby daddy or old boyfriend or mate.
by carolS August 17, 2007
by David Hodge May 01, 2006
She's the girl who's right for you, and she's been right under your nose the whole time. It's so obvious and you never want to ruin her because she's the perfect girl for you.
She's the kind of girl who all the Douche bags get to, and yet, you never get with. She's the Girl Next Door.
by Bob2345234234 March 28, 2006