"Someone is stealing the Declaration of Independence again!"
"But that's not Nicolas Cage.."
"Oh no, it can't be....it's.....katie hostetler."
"But that's not Nicolas Cage.."
"Oh no, it can't be....it's.....katie hostetler."
by morgan dynes May 31, 2018
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Katie hensell is a girl with a great personality and body. She is very smart, athletic, and pretty even if sometimes she says she isn't. She Will hav a crush on a guy as soon as she meets him. She jokes around a lot but is very serious about her grades and sports. She loves her friends and family and adores dogs. She likes the color yellow and the number 10. She likes Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Boyce. If you are friends with her you are friends for life. Even if you get in stupid fights over nothing. Or fights that you think actually are serious, at the time, those fights will only make your friendship stronger. She will constantly ask if you will ever leave her and you will always tell the truth, "I will never leave you". She is super nice if she likes you so try and stay on her god side.
by Grokiela_nutella_5man May 21, 2018
Get the katie hensell mug.Katie Hanna normally has the fattest canckles the human eye will ever see. 9 times out of 10 she would also have diabetes but tells people it’s ketamine so don’t be fooled. She has freckles which make her face look like Fraser Sutherland has sharted over her face when he was tea bagging her. She has the most WEIRD run ever. It’s worse than Amy from love island galloping up the stairs. Also she is the WORST alcy ever. 24/7 all she says is “give me the WKD blue” “give me the sourz” but anyways, she’s an alright best friend. Lots of love Mazza
Fraser- katie let me tea bag you please
Katie Hanna- as long as you shart on my face and make it look like I have freckles
Katie Hanna- as long as you shart on my face and make it look like I have freckles
by Maribowwwww July 7, 2019
Get the Katie Hanna mug.She is the most beautiful girl inside and out and very tall. She is very smart, a genius to be exact. She is very good at AP Calc (jk, lol). She is a very great catholic girl. She goes to church every Sunday. She is also Russian and her alter ego is Katerina. She has six goats with her sister Svetlana and step sister Olenka. She loves crazy frog which is a very bad song, look it up. She loves McDonalds, she once had it 11 times in one week. She may have small boobs but she has a big appetite, I mean heart. She is the youngest of five siblings, but her parents saved the best for last, so she says. If you encounter a Katie Gerschke, turn around and run as fast as you can, she won't catch you even though she's the fastest walker you will meet. Jk lol she's the best person ever and I am lucky to have her in my life.
by KTGGGGGG February 21, 2019
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by Maybe if you stanned katy perr March 10, 2019
Get the Katy Perry mug.a gorgeous girl with a huge heart. all the girls at school envy her. katie catches all the boys’ eyes when she boogies down the hallway. she can get annoying at times but you can’t help but adore her anyway. she’s a great friend and an incredible artist.
by ieatkids June 16, 2019
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