The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Angel《¤》 Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Versus 《¤》Whatever《¤》 You《¤》 Want《¤》mug. A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.
by Fuck you jose December 7, 2019
Get the Jose Delacruzmug. "Thank Jose" is a phrase originating from the fictional universe of the novel "Endless Cultivation." In this literary world, the primary religious belief centers around venerating the inaugural cultivator, simply known as Jose, who is regarded as a deity. The expression serves as an alternative to the more commonly used "Thank God," reflecting the unique cultural and religious context within the narrative.
by Paige Crest February 2, 2024
Get the Thank Josemug. by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatownmug. he is a mehican god. jeff juan jose likes them memes memes and more memes. Mostly depressing memes.
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
by jeff juan jose boiiis March 6, 2019
Get the jeff juan josemug. Jose’s are amazing people , they usually are very mysterious , very good Dj’s and super romantic , although they might have gambling problems and issues with women, they are loyal friend to the end, Jose’s are AWESOME! Real ladies man, Jose’s are usually food driven, if you have food at the function just know you will see a Jose there. They also are trend setters, they love to see someone wearing it and say they started it. We love Jose’s! Everyone needs a Jose in their life.
by Jose’s girl March 30, 2025
Get the Josemug.