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Country Mile

A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.

This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
by Jurielectric April 20, 2021
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The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!
by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011
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Country Rap

The lowest form or human intelligence. The very worst "genre of music". Probably what killed Stephen Hawkings.
"That guys an idiot"
"He probably listens to country rap"
by MasterSneaky May 10, 2018
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Country boy

1. A young G who grew up on a farm or in a rural area.
2. A young G who dresses like a cowboy.
Destiny's Child loves them some country boys.
by Ghetto boy February 8, 2005
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country chili

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.
Wow! He really served up a helping of country chili!
by Z-Dog April 9, 2004
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Country gravy train

An all-male hickville orgy, doggy-style sex romp.
I approached the vacant house in red-neck Gayville, and much to my dismay,I felt sick to my gut, and horny. at the same time. You try witnessing a Country gravy train!
by Husbandpleaser June 13, 2009
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Country Steamer

You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.

You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer
by superjustin July 7, 2010
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