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pothead boyfriend

A boyfriend who smokes despite his girlfriends request for him to stop. Will usually choose weed over the girl any day. Most pothead boyfriends don't actually care about girlfriend and will most likely lie to her about amount of pot smoked.
nah, he's just a pothead boyfriend
by sandy61 July 31, 2011
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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Stuff

Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend
guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff
by Ru! March 6, 2010
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unicorn boyfriend

A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.
Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,

and wants the best for me.

Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.
by Terrorsuit January 11, 2017
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The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.
Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...
by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010
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the perfect boyfriend

He will always be there for you no matter how big or small the situation is. He is sweet and caring and doesn’t care about anything, but you. He is the definition of amazing. He will make you feel like you are the only person that matters to him and him only. He will cherish everything about you. He will be loyal to you no matter what, because at the end of the day, he’s the one who loves you. He’s that one guy that every girl wants in a romance movie. He’s the one guy you will just look at and and say to your self “wow he really is the one”.
Sharon: “ oh my gosh he’s so sweet he’s literally like the perfect boyfriend

Girlfriend: “ yeah that’s my boyfriend right there.”
by glossy understatement July 17, 2019
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My boyfriend

The cutest boy in the whole world and wow he deserves everything and I love him n I wish he was here so I could cuddle him n you're so adorable every time I look at you I fall in love again
by Canigetuhhhhhh May 21, 2018
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brokeback boyfriend

when your boyfriend's sexuality is of a questionable nature
"My brokeback boyfriend just went to H&M and bought pastel ankle socks"
by bermyWHAT May 31, 2007
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