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Noob Skin

Slang used against default skins on fortnite. This indicates that the victim this is reffering to has not spent money on the free game.
Oi, You a Noob Skin, go spank yourself.
by Mark1Moo July 21, 2018
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Noob sweat

A person playing a game will sometimes perspire if he is particularly anxious, immersed and concentrated. The product of this is called noob sweat, as a player highly routined in the game is less likely to do this. Genres often inspiring noob sweat are FPS and RTS.
Hey G-Dalf, we can smell your noob sweat!
by Martin K January 14, 2008
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noob complex

A scenario in which you are called a noob and have no power to rebuke it because you're a noob. Attempts to reject the fact will simply move you further down the noob chain.
Person A: "You're a noob."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."
by Tyranny of the Majority December 10, 2009
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Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.
Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.
by Non noob420 October 26, 2009
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Noob's Opening

A chess opening using by noobs/newbs etc who think they know how to play the game, but actually lack the fundemental understanding and intelligence necessary for chess. The opening consists of:

1. e4 e5
2. Qh5 ...

At which poing if White is allowed to take the Black e5 pawn with the Q it is a very strong position for him, especially as it comes with Check. This is known as the Noob Opening position. However, Black simply plays:

...Nc6

to guard the pawn. The typical noob will then play:

3. Bc4

With a threat of check mate with Qxf7. However, Black then plays:

...g6

After which the noob will play:

4. Qf3

This is the Uber-Noob's Opening position. After Black's next move of:

...Nf6

White's "attack" is over and Black has an enormous lead in development.

So in summary, the noob believes he is going to get a fast check-mate with Qxf7, but any black player worth their while will quicky avoid this and gain an enormous lead in piece development and in most cases will force the White Q all the way back to its starting square: hence a complete waste of time.
The Noob's Opening is typically played by gobby teenage chess players who will talk trash during the game to try and distract the other player.
by BoomBox ChavCar October 4, 2009
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noob sauced

the pownage of a n00b(z).
"hey manny, your boobs are concave."
"whaaaaaa?"

manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)
by kmac+rmac May 1, 2008
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bobo noob

One of the best hybrid players on runescape,also #1 weed smoker and duel arena ex staker.
bobo noob loveeeeee weed.
1.hey bobo noob how you doing bro. bobo: rolling janko.
2.for god sake, that's bobo noob coming mage bank, lets run before he smoke us.
by nir10007 July 21, 2009
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