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<.7.9.7.6.>Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

jessica._.clawthorne

super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)

jim: hey have you heard of this super alpha human jessica._.clawthorne?

bobby: no…

jim: kys 😐

by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021

Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.

Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.

by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023

Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat

Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward

by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021

Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy

Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom

by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020

Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.

Stop being such a Jessica.

by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025

Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022