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Jim Beaner

When you pour Jim Bean onto a man’s penis and then give him a foot job.
We got so drunk last night that I think Darren gave Denny a Jim Beaner.
by dothestance September 6, 2023
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jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020
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Jim bob

A good excuse When you don’t want to hang out
Hey man I can’t hang out Jim Bob’s coming
by Hippie22280 December 17, 2018
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A Jim

Someone who is not particularly skilled themselves but excels at completing tasks when directed to by a more knowledgeable person. Unmotivated, but can be brought to accomplish tasks when scolded or offered half of a nuked burrito.
Everyone needs a Jim.”
by Jim 2 July 23, 2021
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Jim Pagnif

A name used to define a teammate that is really good at Counter Strike.

Usually the top of the leaderboards, or the best in the group.
He is the Jim Pagnif of the group.
by ELMater06 December 11, 2024
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Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.
One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Cyclone Jim Carrey

1.) noun.

Mid 30s man who torments opposing basketball coaches from row 4. Most notably, he broke Jerome Tang by imitating his sadness and disdain for the officials, prompting Tang, an otherwise honest man, to accusing the opposing team to the ludicrous act of cheating, with no substantiated proof.

2.) verb

Dancing with a bratwurst in your left hand whilst being on a national network television.
Bill: What’s the deal with Jerome Tang? He’s usually a level headed, honest coach that fields a solid basketball team….

Verne: You didn’t hear? Cyclone Jim Carrey shattered his confidence by imitating him after that technical foul on Wednesday.

Bill: Alrighty then. I did not know that….at least his fanbase is full of upstanding, knowledgeable, and thoughtful people….

Verne: …well…compared to hawk fans….maybe….
by Penis Alota February 11, 2024
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