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Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
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Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.
Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!
by Propersyk March 7, 2021
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hittting a jessica

yap and yap and yap.
bro stop hittting a jessica
by grogor January 18, 2025
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Jessica May Davies

Zac: Have you seen Jessica May Davies!
Bryce: Yeah, she’s a total hottie!
by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020
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Jessica sfm

Jessica sfm is an amazing girl , which is kind , which cares about you makes you laugh and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica MARRY HER!
you can use it so : "cagla loves jessica sfm" or something like that .
by caglalovesjess101020 November 3, 2020
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Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty
Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome
by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021
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Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
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