Plum in the bum

To be annoying, much like "pain in the arse", more polite words to give the same message.

Steve, would you stop being a plum in the bum.

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

Bum quake

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010

head bum

Lisa Buggets

Daymmm Lisa..why be such a head bum for? I HATE YOU! Go work out those thunder thighs of yours..

by chesto dan dan November 22, 2011

bum hater

>verb feel intense dislike for or a strong aversion towards the homeless. >noun 1 intense dislike; strong aversion towards hobos. 2 informal a disliked person or thing that uses exhaust pipes as load bearing walls. 3 before a noun denoting hostile actions motivated by intense dislike or prejudice due to poor hygene: a hate campaign against the bums in the woods.
-DERIVATIVES hatable (also hateable) >adjective hater >noun.
-ORIGIN Old English.

A Typical bum hater would say....
"Shut the F*&% up You Dirty Bum!"
"look at that bum, why doesnt he just get a job!"
"Ew, whats that smell!? Oh god It's that dirty bum"

by Jared V. July 23, 2005

Bum-Punch

"Bum-Punch" the battle cry yelled before you playfully punch your partner in the bum. It only counts as a true Bum-Punch if it's yelled or sang seconds before impact.

"you cheeky sod, Bum-Punch!!"

"yelp!"

by Matt_Man July 19, 2016

bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008

Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds

Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021