Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
by Suay Mak May 24, 2025
Get the Bottle Bitemug. by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
Get the Bite the ironmug.
Get the bite downmug. That there bogan bastard has a bad nate bite.
Port-macquarie is fool of bogans with nate bites.
That bogan aussie Nathan got a nasty nate bite.
Port-macquarie is fool of bogans with nate bites.
That bogan aussie Nathan got a nasty nate bite.
by Keelysqueely April 7, 2020
Get the Nate bitemug. by vcuteੈ✩‧₊ December 26, 2024
Get the heel bitemug. When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.
I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!
by CrocBot May 23, 2022
Get the Upsidedown Crocodile Bitemug. by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015
Get the Gerbil bitesmug.