super straight

a shitty person who says they would not date a trans person and then they make a new “sexuality” of it and have the audacity to say they are a part of the lgbtq+ community

closted man: im super straight! i was born this way
normal person: you were born straight, not transphobic
closted man: omg you are so mean, im not transphobic

by ioanabanana March 11, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight means you only date the opposite gender if they were born the opposite gender, no questions asked.

What do you classify as?

I classify myself as super straight.

by LeavesAreBrown March 1, 2021

broke straight

Synonym:

Six-pack gay, gay and 3/6ths

"Riley usually buys panther piss when he's broke straight and horny."

by Neil Logism May 27, 2008

Super straight

a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke

person: i'm super straight

rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people

rational person: *curbstomps them*

:))))

by luigis#1sugarbaby March 8, 2021

Straight ahead

Is part of nueces river

It is located in the barrio of calallen down a long straight road leading to the river

I'm in the barrio fishing at the straight ahead

by Swt t June 23, 2016

Super Straight

A sexuality for people who are only attracted by cisgenders of the opposite sex.

Person 1: Hey, are you super straight?
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.

by Swarroth February 9, 2023

Straight piping

When two straight guys "accidentally " have sex while working on their lifted truck

Josh and I spent all night in the garage straight piping, and then we did some exhaust work on my truck.

by Buttstuffisfun November 21, 2016