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iron golem farm

person 1: im gonna build an iron golem farm!
person 2: you sicken me, ill only forgive you if you give me have of the iron it produces for as long as it Is built
person 1: you disgust me
by stopbeingnosy July 5, 2022
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Iron man lacrosse

Playing a lacrosse game with only 10 players meaning your team has no subs
Who really cares if we lose they have twelve extra guys and were playing iron man lacrosse. Were still better than them.
by fmulax June 11, 2012
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Move some iron

1. The thing the guy on the commercial with the "SALε" sign does.

2. What iron guys move.
(After looking at the "SALε" sign) Hey Brah, let's go move some iron.

(One iron guy to another) The job description said nothing about CPR, all it said was move some iron.
by djdank February 28, 2009
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Iron Dons

Dick: "man lets go get some food"
Harry: "yea lets get some iron dons"
by epic player1 April 22, 2009
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Pareto's Iron Law

The Italian sociologist living in the early 20th Century observed that the distribution of wealth and income remains roughly the same in modern industrialized societies no matter what governmental policies are pursued. A corollary of the Iron Law is the "circulation of elites" where groups vie to be the dominant group under various guises including equality and social justice, but there is always an elite no matter what.
Liberal elitist humanitarian: Let's pass legislation to make a more equal, fairer society.

Conservative realist: That will get us no where except you leftists will be in power rather than us. There is the brutal fact of Pareto's Iron Law. We cannot escape inequality of result.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Well, I know, but at least we will be ahead of you conservatives. We hate you because you do not love everyone as we leftists do.
by Tex in Tex February 25, 2008
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Sling Iron

Joe: "I heard the toilet is acting up, can I use it"?

Fred: "As long as you don't Sling Iron, you should be o.k.".
by The Mace September 11, 2014
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Semi-Ironic

Un-proper use: "A fire truck on fire is Semi-ironic."
Proper use: "Make tolerance intolerant again!"
"It's semi-ironic how he doesn't fit in the door"
by RealFakeWords July 18, 2017
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