MacGuffin Coochie

Sex from a certain girl that is extremley valued to a certain group of people to a point where it is talked about as the holy grail in life.

"I finally got to tap MacGuffin Coochie! It is just as I have dreamed and as incredible as you have to described it to be!"

by Itain'tObeeezy November 2, 2024

coochie twin

when you and your best friend have fucked the same guy

“omg lauren you fucked jake?”
“yeah last night, why?”
“were coochie twins now, i fucked him 2 weeks ago”

“OH MY GOD YAY!!”

by torieatsass November 22, 2024

Boy coochie

A boys asshole.

Damn cutie, let me taste that boy coochie.

by Jemry :3 December 20, 2024

Coochie

A playful, affectionate term used to refer to a cat, often in a cute or endearing manner.

"Look at my little coochie, she's curled up on the couch again!"

by EMD F59PHI January 1, 2025

Coochie Joint

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.

"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."

by Retinuh chic 69 January 13, 2025

Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Good Greatness Gooshie Coochi

To describe a munchkin.

Kyle Su is a Good Greatness Gooshie Coochi

by bo the foot 12 August 1, 2025