John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with

Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so

by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

lewis

can also be translated to the scandinavian name Ludvig or Ludwig

plus he has a huge penis

lewis=ludvig

by Zlayd January 9, 2018

Lewis Whitehouse

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.

Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!

by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

Lewis

Has deep-rooted mummy issues which is why he feels the consistent need for female validation. He is known for having lots of relationships, where he often says he puts lots of effort into but in reality can easily get bored and starts talking to another girl. Although he isn't always loyal in his relationships he is a very loyal friend and can always be there when people need him. He thinks he is always right even when he is wrong, and instead of understanding peoples differences in opinion he will simply smile and walk away.

*starts talking to another girl even when they are in a relationship*
"Why are you being such a lewis."

*gets annoyed at conversation and just smiles*
"stop smiling like a lewis."

by superintenseminecraftplayer November 21, 2021

lewis miles

A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.

That Lewis Miles? Of course it is, what a fucking legend eyyy.

by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker

Lewis Burgham is an absolute twat

by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016