In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

third down brown

penetrating someone twice in the vagina followed by a sudden switch to the ass (then usually shouting TOUCHDOWN)

dude, i totally gave her a third down brown last night

by milonated February 11, 2017

double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

third party programs

"third party program" is a word for hacking in a computergame

i used third party programs in a game

by byMaestro March 8, 2017

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023

Thirding

When you're excessively flexing fast cars, holidays, watches, smoking cigars, and shopify screenshots & simping over your ex. All whilst you are maxing out your bank account to achieve this "fake" lifestyle

Did you see that Mitch guy he's thirding so hard in that rented Lambo and $5k Rolex!

by Dubai_Lyfe June 25, 2024

third cousin-uncle

Parent's male third cousin.

My third cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019