gym dog

Dick

Aye Sarah don’t fuck up my gym dog

by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan November 6, 2018

prog-dog

One that has dedicated time and soul to all that is prog music. A prog-dog can be of any age, sex or race. Once one has reached the nirvana-like state of prog-dogging, a common level of respect among other prog-dogs is achieved.

Jon: James, you truly are a prog-dog
James: Takes one to know one Dr. Prog
Jon: Prog on!

by dr-prog October 6, 2009

slabby dog

A fish (especially trout) which has very poor condition, often characterised by big head, long body and very narrow width across back/shoulders.

someone who needs to harden the fuck up, or just a person whos being annoying/frustrating.

'God, thats a slabby dog of a fish mate'

'Did you hear?' his not coming drinking tonight..
what a slabby dog

by ling_ling March 24, 2010

Lawn Dog

slang term for a person who mows lawns for a living.

that guy is an old lawn dog

by holymakal August 28, 2010

Church of Dog

In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!

The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”

All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).

by Church of Dog November 14, 2018

Truffle Dog

An older homosexual gentleman, usually named Philip. Likes to poke his nose in where it’s not wanted. Has an innate ability to alienate people without trying.

Mark, keep your head down, Truffle Dog is sniffing around again.

by G12345! June 18, 2019

Front Dogging

The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.

Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.

by frontdogger October 23, 2013