super straight

a shitty person who says they would not date a trans person and then they make a new “sexuality” of it and have the audacity to say they are a part of the lgbtq+ community

closted man: im super straight! i was born this way
normal person: you were born straight, not transphobic
closted man: omg you are so mean, im not transphobic

by ioanabanana March 11, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight means you only date the opposite gender if they were born the opposite gender, no questions asked.

What do you classify as?

I classify myself as super straight.

by LeavesAreBrown March 1, 2021

broke straight

Synonym:

Six-pack gay, gay and 3/6ths

"Riley usually buys panther piss when he's broke straight and horny."

by Neil Logism May 27, 2008

Straight Ghost

ghost breeze bounce dipset
A term used to describe leaving. It cannot be directly applied to a single person or a group, as it is very ambiguous in nature. Saying 'Straight Ghost' implies you are, or will be leaving shortly.

Guy 1: Yo bonquell it's gettin late, I'm 'bout to leave.
Bonquell: straight ghost.

by namb June 11, 2006

Super straight

a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke

person: i'm super straight

rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people

rational person: *curbstomps them*

:))))

by luigis#1sugarbaby March 8, 2021

Straight piping

When two straight guys "accidentally " have sex while working on their lifted truck

Josh and I spent all night in the garage straight piping, and then we did some exhaust work on my truck.

by Buttstuffisfun November 21, 2016

super straight

super straight are just gay men who play rpg games and kiss each other

guy 1: im super straight
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok

by goofy ahh vincent November 19, 2021