Lewis

An over sensitive piece of shit. They always think that they are right and when they are not they complain about being black mailed. Never look a Lewis in the eye as he will start crying and proceed to go to a “grown up”.

1: here comes Lewis
2: oh shit don’t look him in the eye

by BadArtDotCom October 11, 2020

Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with

Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so

by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

lewis

can also be translated to the scandinavian name Ludvig or Ludwig

plus he has a huge penis

lewis=ludvig

by Zlayd January 9, 2018

John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum

'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'

by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021

Lewis Kelly

A sad boy who sings sad songs but is really good at it. Lewis Kellys are also popular among the Swedish demographic as well. Everybody needs to listen to a Lewis Kelly every once and a while.

Man, that's such a soulful, sad song it reminds me of that of a Lewis Kelly

by grizzlybearloverrr April 27, 2020

lewis burgham

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker

Lewis Burgham is an absolute twat

by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016