The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. 
Get the lewismug. An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019
Get the Lewismug. Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Twins. He is known for his amazing rookie season where he hit .323 including 5 grand slams. He has a great career ahead of him.
by That Guy Himothy December 16, 2023
Get the Royce Lewismug. Lewis is small and is a magnet to the girls he has a ginormous c*ck even though people think it’s small
Girl: hey
Lewis:hey
Girl: u got a small d*ck
Lewis:pulls down trousers
Girl: I’m my gosh y is it so big
Lewis:hey
Girl: u got a small d*ck
Lewis:pulls down trousers
Girl: I’m my gosh y is it so big
by Daddydayo November 23, 2021
Get the Lewismug. To charge two companies for a full days work in a single day while never turning up to either of them
Where did you work today Alan?
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.
by three1six August 28, 2020
Get the Lewiemug. by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021
Get the Lewismug.