Lewis

An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with

Toby: OmD this kids bare annoying
James: is it Lewis gloster
Toby: yep
James: thought so

by Jamespenisfold July 24, 2019

lewis

can also be translated to the scandinavian name Ludvig or Ludwig

plus he has a huge penis

lewis=ludvig

by Zlayd January 9, 2018

Lewis Whitehouse

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.

Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!

by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’

‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)

by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

Lewis

A sexy man who can have every lady he wants but he is very loyal and you should respect and appreciate him. He is a down to earth chill guy who keeps himself to himself and is the bested Freind you could ever had

Lewis is so sexy and a great friend
Omg I know right

by Lewis is FIT!!!!! December 7, 2021

John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Lewis

Looks like quagmire from family guy and also eats kids and his mum

'The guy just died'
'He's such a Lewis'
'I was talking about your dad'

by PooAttacker69 November 23, 2021