hard reboot

When your significant other sticks their thumb in your butt and pinches your taint

I was whiskey drunk, couldn't get it up and needed a hard reboot

by Payn March 1, 2014

Butt Hard

An Idiom meant to describe when something is noticeably difficult, but not quite difficult enough to be considered Shit hard.

"Getting up in the morning today was Butt Hard".

by Lord Tuba December 12, 2018

hard piper

Among weightlifters, one whose strength is admirable.

He did that clean and jerk so fast and smooth. He's one hard piper.

by Budzilla August 24, 2006

qoo hard

To go really fucking hard.

qoo hard or qoo home my nigga!

this song qoo hard

by sex_gawd1 December 5, 2013

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 22, 2018