Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.
“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”
by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023
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Coochie goober

Choochie goober

is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
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coochie clam

a coochie with a very thigth grip
damn bro she's got a fucking coochie clam
by bloodworkbarf July 24, 2022
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Coochie Cannibal

A slang term for a female homosexual or ‘lesbian’.
“Wow I sure do hate them coochie cannibals!”
by Ohhhhjeez November 18, 2019
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coochie macncheesin

When your coochie so wet sounds like mixing Mac n cheese
Your coochie macncheesin last night
by Macncheesin September 11, 2023
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Coochie-conomy

The depreciated value of coochie due to free Internet PornHub access, forcing wanna-be Instagram models to get a real job instead.
Q: Shaneeka hasn’t updated her page in months; what’s up?

Me: Donations dried up. She delivering for UPS now. Hiding that sexy body under a uniform, working 9 to 5 to pay bills Another victim of the Coochie-conomy... *smh*
by Deuce And A Quarter 4Ever December 05, 2021
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Coochie Joint

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
by Retinuh chic 69 January 14, 2025
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